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12.06.2025 02:47

Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Science-Backed Tips for Increasing Your Stamina at Any Age - Prevention
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
What do you typically do while on meth?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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